The idea behind this prank is to hold an important meeting of the National Order of Sombrero Entrepreneurs. This is a secretive organization that controls the world's supply of Mexican hats. Unfortunately this market, while easily controlled, is not well developed. As such, this organization can not hold meetings like normal conspiracies, hiding in their mountain fortresses, but must instead rely on the free venues offered by restaurants (the more public the better).
All members show up in neat business suits and the largest sombrero they have in order to show their support for the organization. Motivational speeches and status reports should be given.
- Speeches can include:
- "When deciding who to buy hats from remember to pick your N.O.S.E."
- "Follow your N.O.S.E."
- "The N.O.S.E. knows"
- "Put N.O.S.E. in other people's business!"
Give Powerpoint slide presentations and posters for extra effect.