User:Omegix/SSH With My Telephone

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To the tune of Flobots' Handlebars


I can ssh with my telephone
my telephone
my telephone

I can ssh with my telephone
my telephone
my telephone

Look at me, look at me
hands on my phone and it's good to be
ONLINE
and I've got root access
even when my path names are crookedy
I can show you how to chmod
I can show you how to steal a shadow
I can take apart the kernel
And almost make it re-compile
I can run a loop written in COBOL
I can tell you about Linux Torvalds
I know all the words to "Hacker manifesto"
Download my flow with an apt-get install.
Me and my friends saw a penguin
Me and my friends drank too much gin
I guess we did it for the win
I can put anything I want in bin, cause:

I can have root with no physical
No physical
No physical

I can ssh with my telephone
my telephone
my telephone

Look at me, look at me
hands on my phone and it's good to be
ONLINE
In such a wide web
With a pirated copy of a book to read
I can make money open up a make shop
I can make a living off of a 'zine
I can design a engine hundred four
Miles to the gallon of my pure grain
I can make new robotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
I can DDoS to stop a profit
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the bugs that crash the system
I have components with mass resistance
I can ssh with a telephone
with a telephone
with a telephone
I can ssh with a telephone
with a telephone
with a telephone

Look at me
Look at me
Typing and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be
online and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My case is modded
My power is pure
I can hand out a million software patches
Or build my bot net to display snatches
Turn em all over to an ubuntu nation
Or let windows have my next creation
I can make anybody have to reboot
just because I don't like em and
I can do anything with my permissions
I have it all with my command
I can DDoS. by satellite
By satellite
By satellite
and I can keep my code inside of scope
inside of scope
inside of scope
and I can hack the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust

I can ssh with my telephone
my telephone
my telephone

I can ssh with my telephone
my telephone
my telephone