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| + | Let's face it, aMurica has faced better days. We've gone from the charming although better-late-than-never tag-in on the planet's latest threat to itself, to being some sort of perverted international Big Brother. I mean, even the folks we used to think were stupid to live in the USSR has a picture of their president riding a bear. A BEAR. I MEAN REALLY. All Obama's done is a little NRA publicizing. | ||
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| + | But there's still hope! What I present before you today comrades, is a plan to get our country's swag back on! That's right, I propose we make a subtle adjustment in our oil-driven way of life, from fumes to... well, fumes elsewhere. | ||
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| + | What I'm trying to say is, it's time for a *cost-effective, autonomous, electric lawnmower* to hit the market. And I pledge to you that I will make this spinning steel monster of doom happen, and probably die trying. | ||
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| + | Future plans include three models: The nonchalant apathist base edition, the introvert cryptographer bundle pack, and the Screw-it-just-let-the-NSA-put-a-webcam-on-it-I-know-they-want-to premium edition. | ||
==Materials== | ==Materials== | ||
===Gear=== | ===Gear=== | ||
Revision as of 08:42, 30 September 2013
Grass Hacking
Heh, like this page will ever be updated...
Project Introduction
Let's face it, aMurica has faced better days. We've gone from the charming although better-late-than-never tag-in on the planet's latest threat to itself, to being some sort of perverted international Big Brother. I mean, even the folks we used to think were stupid to live in the USSR has a picture of their president riding a bear. A BEAR. I MEAN REALLY. All Obama's done is a little NRA publicizing.
But there's still hope! What I present before you today comrades, is a plan to get our country's swag back on! That's right, I propose we make a subtle adjustment in our oil-driven way of life, from fumes to... well, fumes elsewhere.
What I'm trying to say is, it's time for a *cost-effective, autonomous, electric lawnmower* to hit the market. And I pledge to you that I will make this spinning steel monster of doom happen, and probably die trying.
Future plans include three models: The nonchalant apathist base edition, the introvert cryptographer bundle pack, and the Screw-it-just-let-the-NSA-put-a-webcam-on-it-I-know-they-want-to premium edition.
