User:Ctag/GrassHacker

Grass Hacking

Heh, like this page will ever be updated...

Project Introduction

Let's face it, aMurica has faced better days. We've gone from the charming although better-late-than-never tag-in on the planet's latest threat to itself, to being some sort of perverted international Big Brother. I mean, even the folks we used to think were stupid to live in the USSR has a picture of their president riding a bear. A BEAR. I MEAN REALLY. All Obama's done is a little NRA publicizing.

But there's still hope! What I present before you today comrades, is a plan to get our country's swag back on! That's right, I propose we make a subtle adjustment in our oil-driven way of life, from fumes to... well, fumes elsewhere.

What I'm trying to say is, it's time for a *cost-effective, autonomous, electric lawnmower* to hit the market. And I pledge to you that I will make this spinning steel monster of doom happen, and probably die trying.

Future plans include three models: The nonchalant apathist base edition, the introvert cryptographer bundle pack, and the Screw-it-just-let-the-NSA-put-a-webcam-on-it-I-know-they-want-to premium edition.