Why Regions can go to Hell

Had to call them and ask them to find our ATM deposit when it didn't show up in their system after a week
They mis-recorded a teller window transaction. Only 65 cents, but damn.
Tellers are bitchy about the deposit slip thing. I wrote the account info and everything else on the damn deposit envelope, why do I have to write it twice?
The Commercial Transaction line takes 30 minutes to wait through if you go inside
I had to drive to like three different places one day to find a bank with an ATM deposit feature.
1. as a side note, the Regions most convenient to my work/home route no longer offers ATM deposits
To be allowed to email Regions questions about your account, you have to sign up for Regions Online, which forces you to receive paperless statements. So it's call center or nothing if we want paper statements.

Other Banks Thank Can't Possibly be Worse Than Regions, who can go to hell

The perfect bank would be one that allows me to scan checks in order to deposit them. Need to google search that.

Heard they have really good interest rates on checking accounts, but I don't know if this is for commercial accounts as well.